The Top 8 Reasons Why I am a Shoe Ho

To appease Catherine.... uh-hem:

1. You can tell everything you need to know about a person by their shoes. I want people to look at my shoes and say "Cool."
2. Shoes are the perfect date. Pick any pair of the litter. They will go out with you, and they will come back home with you. No questions asked.
3. Shoes provide confidence, power, freedom and support. They carry us through life. They get us through the good times - and the bad. All with dignity. All with style.
4. You may have a bad hair day, a fat day, an ugly day.. whatever. Great shoes never change. Great shoes make us greater.
5. Great shoes don't make our butts look big, and you don't need a girdle for your ankles.
6. I never want to be caught without the perfect pair of shoes. Therefore, I believe more is more.
7. Shoe shopping gets me high. It's better than any martini I've ever had, or any drug I've never done. Shoes don't make you hung over, and you don't puke them up the next day.
8. My name is Kim. And I am a shoe ho.